Things people say that we loathe—
1. “I’ll keep you in mind”. Most likely they will not.
2. ” I’m busy”. No, you are not. You are on Facebook.
3. “I’m so broke”. Unless you’re depositing one dollar because you have 19 in the bank and you need to withdraw 20, you’re not totally broke.
4. “I’m really trying to get things together”. Are ya though? Or are you just watching Netflix?
5. “Just out of curiosity…”. This really means “why the fuck did you do that?
More to come. Have a nice day! ( do we really mean that - probably not)
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multilingualmama reblogged this from jennyrubin and added:
Love this. Thanks Jenny.
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