We need to stop worrying about the following-

1-Getting the perfect Profile Picture

2-How many “likes” we get for that particular update.

3-If he “liked” it, it doesn’t mean he wants to marry you.

4-If he didn’t “like” it, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you.

5-What you see in the mirror is not half as bad as you think. However, do not look in a magnifying mirror.

6-Just because they got famous doesn’t mean you’re a loser. (This only applies to paranoid actors and comedians)

7-If you do not participate in Social Media for a week, you will not be forgotten. There is still life out there.

8-Take it personally whenever some shmuck says, “don’t take this personally”. You’re human. it’s ok. Fuck ‘em.

9-Don’t worry about using that Splenda shit. It tastes awful. Anything fake sucks.

10-I will come up with a number 10 later. But basically—-let’s all try to relax.

The Rube